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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 05, 2013
blam boy 1: leapin' lizards boy 2: holy moley in 1942 wartime rationing forces citi-zens to make their own roman candles by mixing moxie, odol, jell-o, postum & victory brand flour substitute in a mason jar. twenty six year later a more stable form of this compount propels apollo astronauts to the moon! woman: damn them! pif nowadays every town, every neighborhood, has its own july 4th fireworks show. and recently, pyrotechnicians have used "star wars" missile defense technology to develop fireworks that can seek and destroy those in a competing town!
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Pif? That’s it? I want my money back! (Saw plenty of free fireworks out my living room window, mostly between 9 and 10 PM local time, though with lingering eruptions later.)
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Damn them all!
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
“Pif? Oh, now it’s on!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!