Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 09, 2012
winter warning rhymes winter hat hair, commuter beware. panic buying at the store means 8 inches, maybe more. parking on a salty road alas, can make a car erode. immigrant: eh, this ain't hardly snow. avoid the immigrant from maine or be treated with disdain. mergerbank 1156 zip when consulting a temperature sign find the square root & then subtract 9. penguins on the car - stay where you are.