Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 09, 2011
Wintry Mixology Sneet - Snow and sleet. Common. Snalt - Snow and salt. Self-melting. Man: And try it with tequila! Sneed - Snow and golf-ball-size hail. Wap! Slog - Sleet and frogs. Possibly apocalyptic. \ Smek! Man: Oh, no. Snooze - Snow falling in blankets. Spumoni - Snow, men's shoes and pasta. Rare. Man: Ooh, size 12!