Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 31, 2000
Red: Your honor. How can we be absolutely certain it was Rover who ate your slippers? There are no witnesses. And if there were... do you honestly think they'd be foolish enough to testify against my client?! I think not. After all, you saw the size of the bite marks he left in the leather. Rover: Well?? Red: With good behavior, I think I can have you out in 340 dog years.