Woman: Yep, this is the garden. That's the rosa rugosa. And there is the pieris japonica. And beyond that are the buttercups. Woman: I like to think of myself as a master ungardener.
’must be her pet cemetery
I don’t want to be buried in a plant cemetery.
The only garden I haven’t killed is my rock garden. And that’s not looking good.
Bet she was the author, referring to herself as the dummy.
LOL did you know that there are two ways to kill a pot plant? With a hammer or too much water.