Get a good Vegan cookbook, Vegans are annoying but they are tasty and easy to catch, you can use compost as bait. They are free range, lean, pesticide free, organic, fair trade, gluten free, carbon neutral, green, eco-friendly and plentiful.
75 % of Americans believe in Angels, it must be true. Caution when listening to concensus, as George Carlin said, " you know how dumb the average person is? Well half are dumber than that"
How will Obama wash away 3 wars?
Moronic even for a comic.
Talking mice, dog and giant rabbits, mice flying planes… And someone is upset about a sign?
Yeah, getting a passport is hard, like voter ID.
If you want to get in a good prison, you must graduate from a good " juvie" , or any big city high school.
" free health care" ! Yeah right, we pay for our healthcare with every transaction, then get in long lines for crappy service. When our VIP’s get sick, they go directly to America to get timely service. I have been a Dr. here for 27 years, we can only brag about our healthcare to Cuba and North Korea.
The oil company just saved us 20 year contracts and multiples of market prices and the backup and cleanup fees. Thanks “oil guys”!