Uncle is like ‘Daddy’ except that Uncle can give them back.
No, how racist is this?
Umm, why didn’t Arlo empty the dryer? That would’ve got him even more Brownie or Husband Points?
No-one ever says they are sick as a cat or any other animal do they? What have we got against the poor dog, that we get as sick as it
A man I know did that with a nice looking car once. The blocks raised the wheels just enough to clear the ground but not look as though it was up too high. Some i dots got into the car and tried to steal it, but of course the car wouldn’t go anywhere. They sat in the car revving the bejeesus out of the motor trying to work out why the bloody thing wouldn’t move, until the mate and his trusty 2 rather large doberman dogs came and stood by the car. The two i dots weren’t game to get out of the car and waited until the cops came and took them away in the back of the paddy van. Afterwards over a cold frothy one, he laughed and said he had never seen such terrified looks on the two i dots as they looked out of the windows at the two dogs – one on either side of the car.
Our cats were not fussy ………. they would eat any and every thing put down in front of them.
Send the pollies in to battle I say, and then the rest of us can get some peace.
It’s almost the same as Friday being “POETS” Day.Piss Off Early – Tomorrow’s Saturday……..
Umm well if you have never eaten a curry then I guess you wouldn’t understand. 25 chillis instead of 25 grams of chilli powder will make a heated difference to any curry, so I don’t blame Capp at all.
Bit like the bloke who went into a fish shop and asked the fishmonger to throw a snapper at him. The fishmonger asked why, and the bloke said so I can tell the missus I caught it.