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If they can play tic-tac-toe on the backside of a toad, how come they can’t put a man on the moon?
Deputy Dawg opened the Doggie Bag Museum in 1964 to great public acclaim. It abruptly closed the following year after people began to realize that cartoon characters aren’t real and neither are their doggie bags.
“I always curb my dog. But my enthusiasm? Never.”
These are the thugs who decapitated Porky Pig. Army Intel deemed it a terrorist act. The State Department called it a luau.
Should tree huggers be considered a splinter group?
PETA has outlawed ownership of monkeys. Everyone was having too much fun.
Ain’t she tweet?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Fanfare to the Common Cow