There are some apps for some cell phones that allow you to control a TV. But not with a cordless land line phone.
She kisses him and he turns into a prince. She happily jumps into his arms. He pushes her away and says, "Get lost, disgusting frog kisser.
So this young lady is out walking, and in a pond, sitting on a lily pad, is a frog,He says “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a handsome prince”.She does, and he does.She then jumps into his arms, and gives him a great big hug.And he says, “Get away from me, you dirty frog-kisser”.
You guys are all wrong. It’s not really a copier, it’s a time machine.
Fool enough not to know how to spell “warranty”.
They meant the back of the neck, where the spine meets the skull.
“pain” as in French?
Reminds me of the old joke — Woman whose husband recently retired complains “I married him for better or worse, but not for lunch”.
“axel” not “axle”.
Isn’t this a reference to Sesame Street?