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  1. about 23 hours ago on The Buckets

    It’s certainly less painful than some rites of passage. Unless you don’t tear it up. Then you’ll just wish you’d gone with one of the painful ones.

  2. 2 days ago on DeFlocked

    My friend argued with me on the joke on this. Is he making Cobb uncomfortable by asking why he’s cut or by stating he’s uncut?

  3. 2 days ago on Ordinary Bill

    Ginger bush. This is the first time I noticed the full line lmao. I just thought it was “ginger” as in general.

  4. about 1 month ago on Crabgrass

    Very carefully.

  5. 6 months ago on The Buckets

    I don’t know how my parents survived bringing me and my brother mini golfing. Or why they did so more than once.

  6. 6 months ago on Wallace the Brave

    My parents rented Fire in the Sky when I was 8 and I snuck in and watched the scene when they abduct the guy and strap him to the alien experimentation table. Biggest mistake of my young life.

  7. 8 months ago on Crabgrass

    String cheese is also currency in artist’s alley.

  8. 8 months ago on The Buckets

    Didn’t he used to have blond hair?

  9. 8 months ago on Wallace the Brave

    Wallace and the Seagull are so judgmental. If you’ve got the legs, you flaunt them!

  10. 8 months ago on Wallace the Brave

    With how low those baseballs are going, he better make sure Wallace is wears a cup.