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- 17 days ago on For Better or For Worse
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17 days ago
on For Better or For Worse
How about this for tommorow’s strip?
Michael is standing in front of a mirror with a can of Barbasol
Michael: So long, beard. We have had some good memories together.
Flashbacks triggered to the song Memories, Light the Corner of Your Mind
April giggles as Michael rubs his beard on her tummy; i.e. “mustache kisses”
Michael and Weed are with other kids at a student riot. Bearded Michael throws rocks at a police car
Michael with his beard give Farley a goodbye pat on the head
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17 days ago
on For Better or For Worse
Michael looks constipated in that frame.
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17 days ago
on For Better or For Worse
*Michael eats food provided by…Elly
*Michael drinks water and brushes his teeth. Water bill paid by…Elly.
*Michael lives in a house bought by….Elly
*Michael wears clothes bought by….Elly
*Michael uses electronic gadgets and reads by light powered by electricity. Electric bill paid by…Elly.
*Michael goes to school paid for by the Canadian taxpayers. Elly is a taxpayer.
*Michael has OHIP and the Canadian taxpayers foot the bills. Elly is a taxpayer.
This is not unsolicited advice. It is a demand made by someone whom Michael is dependent on. As the old saying goes; you eat my bread you do my will.
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19 days ago
on For Better or For Worse
A career where Michael would fit right in…
Undisclosed location. Several men are gathered around Michael being read an initiation oath, some wearing cowboy shirts, some wearing overalls, others in sleeveless jackets with the Rebel flag. Michael has just been presented a jacket like theirs.
Leader: His look was perfect for us. Gentlemen, let us welcome the newest member of the Dixie Mafia, Michael Patterson!!
Dixie Mafia members hoot and holler at Michael’s initiation
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20 days ago
on For Better or For Worse
Fun for Elly includes cleaning the house, screaming at her kids and moping how things are so bad today as compared to when she was a kid, when everything went right for her parents’ generation.
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20 days ago
on For Better or For Worse
Why is everyone giving Michael a hard time? Even Jesus had long hair and a beard.
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21 days ago
on Clay Jones
Idi Amin simply had a justice on the Ugandan Supreme Court dragged off and shot for ruling against Amin’s dictates. No politician here has been able to emulate my hero.
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21 days ago
on Henry Payne
Let us honor this day for our first Black Woman President.
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24 days ago
on For Better or For Worse
Michael went to a government-run, i.e. “public” high school. That was the high point of his life. The apex of his time in school was prom. After that, as they say, it is all downhill from here.
“You have to dress for the job you want, not the job you currently have.” -Bernie Mac