Vito

Vito from Goshen Free

Taking action on all Valley games in all sports. Now hiring those looking to perform collection work. Criminal record? No problem. In fact, preferred.

Recent Comments

  1. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    I am going to pretend I didn’t hear that. We wouldn’t want anything to happen to you, like how Boo Radley coincidentally got in an accident after she dissed me.

  2. 24 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Sorry, that one is off the board.

  3. 24 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Wow, looks like another big payday for Vito. All of those prop bets I listed yesterday were losers. Thanks, suckers! Today’s options will be simpler:

    Milford wins 3-1

    Milford loses 3-1

    We switch to baseball for a while before the result 3-1

  4. 25 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Current odds for tomorrow:

    Milford is batting in the first inning – 5:1

    VT makes the final out of the game – 5:1

    Milford boys team game begins – 5:1

    Final hockey team game shown – 50:1

    Jami and Luke, Jr. play D&D – 40:1

    Meemaw makes an appearance – 80:1

    Meemaw finally kicks the bucket – 80:1

    Mimi and Ericka go “golfing” – 100:1

    Gil does some impressive coaching – 1000:1

  5. 25 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Oh wow, we had a ton of money on the over of 3 runs given up by Dorothy in the first inning. Looks like another big payday for Vito!

  6. 26 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Three. Get your bets in before opening pitch!

  7. about 1 month ago on Gil Thorp

    I don’t know if you’re new here, Billy, but it’s best if youse don’t ask too many questions if you want to stick around.

  8. 2 months ago on Gil Thorp

    Nah. More of a mutual arrangement. Gil gets his pay “supplemented”, and occasionally, at the right time, Milford’s team doesn’t quite play up to their potential.

  9. 3 months ago on Gil Thorp

    Too predictable. That one is off the boards.

  10. 3 months ago on Gil Thorp

    Youz lookin’ to hire someone?