Liz is so direct and honest. It’s for Garfields own good. She is truly a magnificent creature. Perhaps given the opportunity I could show off my buns and steal her away from Jon. He is but a fool and I am in love. Bun love. Blove.
Oh Jon, don’t do this. There is nothing more attractive than showing some integrity by being direct and honest. There is no need for deception when you are being your best self, and having a nice pair of buns to show off certainly helps too ;)
These two need to loosen up. I love a bit of silly talk. A bit of affectionate too and fro is good for the soul. But Garfield has a cold heart. He’s shut himself off from the kind of emotional intimacy that is so important for healthy relationships.
Being a man with impressive buns I spent valentines in bed with a pair of animals, but not like this Jon, not like this. If you are out there Jon, and you want to speak man to man. I’m here for you. Let me guide you.
If Jon stood up on the ground, he would be the same height as he is kneeling on the table…. not only that but he would be no more or less visible. It`s no wonder this shoddy blueberry bun based operation colapsed…. as it was as rickity as the table.
She is magnificent. I wish she would yell at me.