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I knew two men, one my father-in-law, whose dying wives not only told them to re-marry, but suggested who they should marry.
Wife asks husband, “Honey, if I die, would you get married again?”
“Well, marriage has been good, I suppose I would.?
“And would you live in this house?”
“It’s a good house, I think we would.”
“Would you sleep in our bed?”
“It’s a good bed, we might.”
“And would she use my golf clubs?”
“Oh no way! She’s left handed.”
I knew two men, one my father-in-law, whose dying wives not only told them to re-marry, but suggested who they should marry.