we were at a checkout line and i asked, do you have a senior discount, and the clerk said, yes, but you have to be 65, and i said, oh, darn, i’m 75, i guess i don’t qualify, but she just stared at me like i was an idiot. still made my day.
I had a friend whose cat was named “nipple”, because an all black cat, when on its back, shows bright white nipples. Anyway, he tried to set up a facebook account for his cat, but they rejected it, so he changed the spelling to “nippel”, and they accepted it. “Nippel’s” occupation was listed as “pest control”. It was amusing how bent out of shape facebook got about the cat’s real name.
I take a book to read or a puzzle book like sudoku or crossword to appointments, especially doctor appointments. Sometimes a nurse will say to me, “Sorry to interrupt you, but….”
Maybe with Big Bird?