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  1. 16 days ago on Garfield

    Godzilla is no dragon. Also, Godzilla survived a H-Bomb and is immune to all forms of conventional weaponry. His Nuclear Pulse would likely wipe out all their primitive weapons. And seeing as missiles are nothing more than a prick to him, and cant even break his skin, I doubt any steel spear would do anything but crumble against his hide

  2. 16 days ago on Garfield

    yes, however, at the time, this was groundbreaking graphics. Although now Godzilla looks fake, the original 1954 film is still beautiful. It was way ahead of its time and not just because of the graphics. While most monster movies were cheesy, the despair and anguish felt in this movie (at a time when movies like Frankenstein were considered to be actually scary) was way beyond anything people had seen. And, where most movie monsters were able to be killed with guns or at the most tanks and missiles, Godzilla appeared to be invincible and unstoppable, just like that atom bomb that spawned him. Also, the reason his movements were screwed up is that the suit weighed 220 pounds and reached temperatures of up to 140 degrees F inside.

  3. 4 months ago on Garfield

    Jon literally said he would shoot himself once now that I think about it.

  4. 4 months ago on Garfield

    To be honest, it’s already been implied that Garfield has straight-up murdered mailmen before and has injured Mrs. Feeny so horribly she needed a splint and a jaw wirey thing. Jon has already expressed suicidal emotions and seems to have at one point acute psychosis, so this is the least of the darker implications.

  5. 4 months ago on Garfield

    Jon and Garfield form a suicide pact.

  6. 5 months ago on Garfield

    “History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man”

  7. 5 months ago on Garfield

    For those who are curious, it is actually to get a better view of their surroundings. It helps them spot prey and predators.

  8. 5 months ago on Garfield

    But a dog would actually like pig snouts and mystery gravy. Probably not the cabbage though.

  9. 5 months ago on Garfield

    Trent was actually Ultraman! Unfortunately, he has to keep his identity a secret, so he had to run off in order to turn into him. Louise was saved, the monster was destroyed. but Louise hated Trent for this, until eventually he confessed he was Ultraman. Louise loved him so much afterwards, but never got to tell him because the next day Trent was killed by Zetton.

  10. 5 months ago on Garfield

    Actually, Garfield didn’t just eat the lightbulb, he also ate one of Jon’s leftovers. The leftovers had expired so bad that they mutated Garfield into a building-sized monster! this is him firing his atomic breath.