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  1. about 2 hours ago on Luann

    Absolutely, and I gave mine and then you yours.

    I’ll disclose something. When I call Bernice beautiful, I’m referring mostly to the memory of the pre-college Bernice, who chopped her hair off and disappeared forever. The truth is that I understand perfectly well why most readers can’t stand Bernice, but I blame the Evanses for it, because they decided to make Bernice nasty and make Luann dumb enough to tolerate Bernice’s “friendship.” I was simply so charmed by such panels as /luann/2002/02/14 that I want to salute the memory/ghost of that Bernice.…As for the current Bernice: she could have been the most interesting character, but all the Evanses want to do with her is make her mean and obnoxious.

  2. about 2 hours ago on Luann

    Poor Luann, not prepared to kick Starr’s “friendship” to the curb where it belongs. Or Bernice’s.

    Dunno what’s so wrong with being “boring.” And if everyone at a party thinks you’re a dork… you shouldn’t go to parties with those people. The only thing wrong with Luann is possibly how she sulks.

  3. 1 day ago on Sherman's Lagoon

    And you don’t hurt things, Sherman? Well, I guess you eat them fast enough that they don’t have much time to suffer.

  4. 1 day ago on Luann

    Oh, for crying out loud. Luann, perhaps you wouldn’t end up so sulky if you’d find nicer friends than the snide Starr, whose cousin is apparently off-limits to you, and the beautiful-but-nasty Bernice.

    But what can one say? It’s your jaded creators’ fault for consistently trying to insult and degrade you in their stories, because they ran out of things to do with you.

  5. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Oh, be quiet, Hobbes. You’re the one who wants to call your hypothetical sweetheart “bitsy pookums” and have her call you “snoogy woogy.”

  6. 7 days ago on Luann

    I only just realized that that was Luann saying that, hoping to make Walt laugh again so he will be her new boyfriend. For some reason, I thought Walt was saying it, because Luann got him to open up. That would be a nice plot twist.

  7. 20 days ago on Big Nate

    Yeah, but every strip with Kim is funny.

  8. about 2 months ago on Big Nate

    Nope; and if anyone says “OK, boomer” to you, simply answer “OK, zoomer.”

  9. 2 months ago on Garfield

    The only reason this one is funny is SLUUUCK. Otherwise, it’s disgusting.

  10. 5 months ago on Get Fuzzy

    Forget Scott McKenzie, I can top him and be topical about it.

    If you gooooo / to Sannnn Frannncisco / Be sure to wearrrr…your biohazard suit

    If you gooooo / to Sannnn Frannncisco / You’re gonna meet some homeless people there

    There’s a whole generation / Of public defecation… / Business in motion…