Here to take out the trash
Today, Moon Man is being canceled. He hasn’t actually gone to the moon, what a fraud.
No, but my alter ego will
This goes with my philosophy: people can tell others what to do, but they also don’t have to listen.
A bad ending ruins an arc, so don’t keep your hopes up.
You too, and don’t worry, I don’t actually wanna cancel people. That’s why the Twitter pfp.
No, it really isn’t.