Garbage Ape is a falsehood forwarded by the darkest depths. Do not stray too far from the grace of Heathcliff. The Ape of Waste will incinerate the unrighteous. Under Heathcliff, none are worthy.
Foolish Foolish boy. Heathcliff is beyond your comprehension to the smallest degree. You desire salvation? Release all control to Heathcliff. Accept his weighty grip onto your reality. Give in. Give in. Perhaps you will be met Heathcliff’s mercy. Or perhaps he will scorch you to Hades because you smell of Ham. May his will be done.
O merciful one, one of power and salvation, give us the wayward your blessings