It could be worse. It could be a story about a cat that loves to figure skate, its favorite food is egg salad sandwiches, and has a crush on a social studies teacher.
I’ll bet Mr. Galvin is going to comment in tomorrow’s comic that Nate’s sendoff was bland, and that’s how morning announcements are supposed to be. Yeah, that is literally what tomorrow’s comic is going to be. I get my Saturday newspaper delivered to me a few days before Saturday now.
He did that once by breaking up with Trudy, and it was done so much better.