Often times I've been there, done that.
I needed a new writing quill, who wants to pinch his butt
Sorry, you ordered California pizza that requires a Vandenberg launch and we had to synchronize with the north-south pole orbit. If you don’t want it the guys from the ISS will take it.
Punchcards on a time share, IBM 360, or PDP11
Its bad when the cat is trying to ‘help’ you fix a tuna fish sandwich
Iggy Azalea got her teeth coloured
In the beginning make him earn it.
Be sure to take him for all he’s worth get every last bit
Sniffing butts. Speech to text doesn’t like my old man accent.
The cycle of life and the cycle of cartoons is not always matched up