I also learned “callipygian” from Frazz. I used to be a performer at a Renaissance Festival and my character was a bit of a ladies man. In my formal British accent, while bowing deeply and kissing their hand, I frequently told women, “Ah, my dear, you are looking exceptionally callipygian today!” Every single one of them would smile, thank me, and go about their day quite happy, not knowing exactly what I had said to them.
“Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn’t all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate. It’s just an excuse to eat nutmeg.” —Garrison Keillor
And in the South, fixin’ can mean you are about to do something or you are on the verge of doing something. I’m fixin’ to go to the store. I’m fixin’ to whup you good. I’m fixin’ to take a nap.
Careful. You don’t want to upset people who suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.