It’s essentially a result of corporate people inventing a new language that they think sounds intelligent and “upper-management,” while in reality it is just stupid and needlessly wordy and convoluted.
My current pet peeve is “crosswalk” as a verb. “We need to crosswalk our labor estimates to our list of proposed contract costs.” I once proposed jaywalking our data instead, with the most dead serious face I could muster.
That isn’t jargon. If you want a clue what it really is, google a site with a URL that fully spells out a word that has the same abbreviation as “Britney Spears” followed by generator dot com. Also google Scott Adams’ Logitech mission statement hoax from 1997.
Yeah, sorry Pastis, but I have to deal with enough inconsiderate and downright dangerous jerks behind multi-ton 18-wheelers “sharing the road” with me on a 6% downgrade on a regular basis to vehemently disagree with the message that you’re unsuccessfully attempting to convey here.
I believe that they’re talking on the speakerphone that’s on the table between them.