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1. 7 months ago on Off the Mark

   See also: Streisand effect.

2. 7 months ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

   The human received a message on the phone, didn’t like it, and “barked” at the phone. The dog considers this funny, considering what the human had just said about “barking at nothing”.

3. 10 months ago on Broom Hilda

   Because they use their considerable ingenuity to avoid doing homework…

4. 11 months ago on Off the Mark

   The idea is that he isn’t dead, but only sleeping.

5. 11 months ago on Off the Mark

   This, I understand, is the original: Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne / Und die trägt er im Gesicht / Und Macheath, der hat ein Messer / Doch das Messer sieht man nicht.The English translation is pretty well-done. But I’ll try a more literal translation, anyway: And the shark, it has teeth / and it wears them in its face / And Macheath, he has a knife / But the knife can’t be seen.

6. about 1 year ago on Off the Mark

   Indeed, someone is.

7. about 1 year ago on Off the Mark

   Let’s just hope that it doesn’t reveal our sexual fantasies in front of the students…

8. about 1 year ago on Off the Mark

   Nah; the idea is that vodka can be made from potatoes.

9. about 1 year ago on Broom Hilda

   Clearly, “all the good things in my life” is not supposed to include Aunt Broomie.

10. about 1 year ago on Wizard of Id

    Either he already has a significant debt with the barkeeper, or the barkeeper expects him to spend most of his winnings on alcoholic beverages.