“Also, there’s some spam and a virus over here. I’ll have to use a mirror cleaner to clean it up.”
Thank you for sharing. I hope you get your freedom. As a point of reference, where are you located?
Wait! Why is he outside the bathroom. Oh, yeah. Family friendly.
Let’s not forget the mere fact that GW did NOT chop down a cherry tree.
And, guessing. Lots of guessing.
Ever seen one of those “bobby pins” sticking out of an opponent’s cheek because the player didn’t want her hair flying all around? Then tell your league that you DID check for bobby pins, but can’t control if they put them back in.
The scarlet card of disgrace.
I think you had that wrong. LMFT: “Mirror mirror on the wall who is the pettiest of them all? I feel petty o so petty and gay.” Too many "r"s.
Cleats in the thighs. Never happen. Besides, as a ref, not allowed. Unsporting behavior. Can’t use someone/something to gain an advantage. i.e. extra height.