It doesn’t matter how many times the menu options change, they are never what I called about and I always spend way to much time trying to speak to an actual human.
On the rare occasions a real person answers the phone I frequently am so thrown off I fumble for what to say. First thing I usually manage to say is, OMG you’re a person. LOL
Of course He liked the tennis ball best. The wise men gave material gifts that they could easily afford, while the dog gave all he had.