Short people got nobody…
We know which one’s the female.
“Land Shark”. “Who?” “Uh, Candygram”
It was the dog trying to frame the cat.
Thanks, Nosleep…Now I’m going to have those old Budweiser “Real American Hero” commercials stuck in my head.
It just makes me so hoppy!
Cargo shorts, yes. Escargot shorts, nope.
Cat Scratch Fever!
Why wash your hands when you can just transfer the filth onto the food?