get them starting young
They won’t, they have too many suckers (Hmm) willing to pay more.
Don’t name your cat Private. Problem solved.
They can be slapped around too. I speak from experience.
Lock up the cats and dogs !
Better to keep her out of the way. 13 hours out of the way.
Beer freezes. Ask those who put it in the freezer to chill quicker and forgot.
Buy Ron Popeil’s Squeaky spray to fix the shoes.
Interesting walk of shame
Book bans, proof that new idiots are being born all the time.
get them starting young