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  1. about 17 hours ago on Herman

    A mother was washing her baby one nightThe youngest of ten and a delicate miteThe mother was poor and the baby was thin’Twas naught but an skeleton covered with skin

    The mother turned ’round for a soap off the rackShe was only a moment but when she turned backHer baby had gone, and in anguish she cried“Oh, where has my baby gone?”, the angels replied(Plied)

    Oh, your baby has gone down the plug holeOh, your baby has gone down the plugThe poor little thing was so skinny and thinHe should have been washed in a jug, in a jug

    Your baby is perfectly happyHe won’t need a bath anymoreHe’s a-muckin’ about with the angels aboveNot lost but gone before

  2. 6 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Simple answer – make… more… coffee…!!!

  3. 7 days ago on Shoe

    I love the sound of loons, and waking up to them at sunrise by the lake.

  4. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    That’s what I love about getting old… every day is a surprize… ooh, what’s going to hurt today?!

  5. 7 days ago on Reality Check

    She does’nt have “a peel”

  6. 8 days ago on Baldo

    In 1978 I had a 1971 front wheel drive Olds Toronado with a transverse mounted 454 cu in V8. Beautiful car, real styling and lots of oomph!

  7. 9 days ago on Clay Jones

    Two rats in one comic would be overkill!

  8. 9 days ago on Adult Children

    The lottery is just a tax on people that are bad at math.

  9. 11 days ago on Rudy Park

    Wrong, wrong, wrong.

  10. 13 days ago on Jeff Danziger

    Reading that p.o.s. while on the sh!tter seems redundant!