Recent Comments

1. over 4 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   RobertRomero is right. Calvin isn’t an objectivist; he’s a narcissist.

2. over 4 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Step 1: Act like you’re going to hand over the truckStep 2: Brain Moe with the truckFighting back is the only way to stop a bully.

3. over 5 years ago on Peanuts

   The spiders are from Mars. David Bowie said so.

4. almost 8 years ago on Prickly City

   I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

5. almost 8 years ago on Prickly City

   How dare you. HOW DARE YOU demean and belittle their sacrifice by suggesting it was for nothing!!!Armchair quarterbacking chickens**t cowards like you, who reap all the opportunities America has to offer that were made possible by their sacrifice, but would never serve their country to make it possible for others, don’t deserve to be a citizen of this country, the greatest country on earth.Go join your buddies in Venezuela and enjoy the socialist utopia. They’re eating garbage, dogs and pigeons now, when they can get them.If it were possible, I’d pull you through my screen and pound you to a pulp. And I’m a girl.

6. almost 8 years ago on Peanuts

   LOL I was a very aggressive tetherball player too.

7. almost 8 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Us too! No kids, no regrets.

8. about 8 years ago on Prickly City

   We’ll be fighting in the streets with our children at our feetAnd the morals that they worship will be goneAnd the men who spurred us on sit in judgment of all wrongThey decide and the shotgun sings the songI’ll tip my hat to the new constitutionTake a bow for the new revolutionSmile and grin at the change all aroundPick up my guitar and play, just like yesterdayThen I’ll get on my knees and prayWe don’t get fooled againThe change, it had to come, we knew it all alongWe were liberated from the fold, that’s allAnd the world looks just the same and history ain’t changed‘Cause the banners, they are flown in the last warI’ll tip my hat to the new constitutionTake a bow for the new revolutionSmile and grin at the change all aroundPick up my guitar and play, just like yesterdayThen I’ll get on my knees and prayWe don’t get fooled again, no noI’ll move myself and my family asideIf we happen to be left half aliveI’ll get all my papers and smile at the skyThough I know that the hypnotized never lieThere’s nothing in the streets, looks any different to meAnd the slogans are replaced, by-the-byeAnd the parting on the left is now parting on the rightAnd the beards have all grown longer overnightI’ll tip my hat to the new constitutionTake a bow for the new revolutionSmile and grin at the change all aroundPick up my guitar and play, just like yesterdayThen I’ll get on my knees and prayWe don’t get fooled againDon’t get fooled again

   Meet the new bossSame as the old boss

9. over 8 years ago on Prickly City

   The Hildabeest lets you live another day, minion. But remember, she has a past littered with corpses, and you’re a mere coyote that’s easily missed.

10. almost 9 years ago on Prickly City

    One of these days, Carmen’s eyes will roll so far back in her head she’ll see her brain.