Ah, 80’s police. No officer today would assume anything other than multiple hostile hostage-takers, least of all assume it’s a prank. Perhaps it’s for the best. I do kinda miss those days, though…
Ah, Murphy’s Law.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will leave deep emotional wounds that will fester for the rest of my life and cause me to relive the trauma at the slightest triggers.
Toilet water is generally as clean as tap water. At least, it is in the tank. In the bowl, it depends on how clean the bowl is. But if you clean the toilet frequently, it’s safe enough to drink from. Your dogs and cats do it just fine.
That’s a good question. It’s a good thing that Calvin knows what inflammable means, though, or this kind of strip would never come up.
I’m guessing she wins because got to hire someone to fix the gutter and Roger isn’t upset about the spending. That’s my best guess.
So they’re near the equator, then. Assuming Peter runs roughly parallel to the lines on latitude, that is. He could run a different route, of course…
For example, gravity does not apply in cartoons until one becomes painfully aware of it, such as with Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner.
Can it start “Roses are #FF0000”?