Just another guy browsing through the comic book section in your local Barnes and Noble. Eagerly searching and rummaging for books, yet never purchasing a single one.
Perhaps because the aliens are stuck in intergalactic traffic Calvin, its awfully busy from mars to earth.
Reminds me of my dad teaching me to drive, ha memories.
Greed is humanity’s greatest weakness
Carnival games are becoming more ridiculous everyday.
Probably no one ever pays Calvin a penny since we have a website we go on to view his thoughts for free.