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  1. 10 days ago on Luann

    What if you guys genuinely cared about him, instead of having a popularity contest where you fight over him like toddlers over a toy?

  2. 2 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Attention Dinosaur Hyperactivity Disorder.

    Come to think of it, that explains the disorder of his room. The way it looks like a bunch of stampeding dinosaurs went through it.

  3. 2 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Cartoon logic.

  4. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    That’s because Calvin’s superpower is driving his parents crazy.

  5. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    We’ll return to ‘The Nightmare of Being Naked at School’ after this clothing commercial.

  6. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    While pet-sitting, I once opened the front door, and the the first thing I saw was a small hairy carnivore with glowing orange-red eyes.

  7. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Usually when Calvin’s thirsty, he wakes his parents and makes them get a glass of water for him. Now he’s finally figured out how to get his own drink of water. He’s growing up… (sniff)

  8. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    It does have that video game uniformity to it.

  9. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I seem to have recurring dreams about not being able to find a decent bathroom, or using a terrible bathroom. They’re filthy, or they have glass panes all around instead of actual walls, or the floor is sloped so I feel like I’m going to fall off the toilet, or people keep invading my privacy. The torturous nonsense my brain comes up with is rather annoying.

  10. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Somehow Calvin and Hobbes never slipped, but his dad took one step and nearly died.