What if you guys genuinely cared about him, instead of having a popularity contest where you fight over him like toddlers over a toy?
Attention Dinosaur Hyperactivity Disorder.
Come to think of it, that explains the disorder of his room. The way it looks like a bunch of stampeding dinosaurs went through it.
That’s because Calvin’s superpower is driving his parents crazy.
We’ll return to ‘The Nightmare of Being Naked at School’ after this clothing commercial.
While pet-sitting, I once opened the front door, and the the first thing I saw was a small hairy carnivore with glowing orange-red eyes.
Usually when Calvin’s thirsty, he wakes his parents and makes them get a glass of water for him. Now he’s finally figured out how to get his own drink of water. He’s growing up… (sniff)
It does have that video game uniformity to it.
I seem to have recurring dreams about not being able to find a decent bathroom, or using a terrible bathroom. They’re filthy, or they have glass panes all around instead of actual walls, or the floor is sloped so I feel like I’m going to fall off the toilet, or people keep invading my privacy. The torturous nonsense my brain comes up with is rather annoying.
Somehow Calvin and Hobbes never slipped, but his dad took one step and nearly died.