Recent Comments

1. 6 days ago on Crabgrass

   Yeah, polar bears are an enormous apex predator. You’d have to breathe fire, spit poison, and shoot lasers from your eyes to seem like a threat to them.

2. 29 days ago on Red and Rover

   Martin, Red’s older brother, changes hair color occasionally.

3. 29 days ago on Red and Rover

   There’s a drop.

4. about 1 month ago on Crabgrass

   The movie ’Baby’s Day Out’ is a prime example of this. Three grown men couldn’t handle a small baby. They did an excellent job of finding misfortune, though.

5. about 2 months ago on Pickles

   Opal’s the only one who yells. Earl just turns his hearing aid off and stares at ‘Matlock’.

6. about 2 months ago on Pickles

   A big, widescreen LCD TV doesn’t weigh much. A big, widescreen CRT TV requires multiple people to move. Our old living room TV had a lot in common with a blacksmith’s anvil.

7. about 2 months ago on Pickles

   He’s wearing that armchair every single day, all day. He’s pretty much safe in terms of St. Patrick’s Day.

8. about 2 months ago on Pickles

   Opal’s brain is not Y2K-compatible.

9. about 2 months ago on Pickles

   Yawning is caused by reading comic strips about yawning. I should know, I’ve yawned about thirty times now.

10. 2 months ago on Pickles

    I never seem to remember that, no matter how many times I look it up. My card sighs every time I pull it out.