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While I am older than dirt, my doctor says that I have the heart of a 30-year old. I do, and it's in a jar in the cellar.

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 months ago on Working Daze

    His speed reading will be zero. The radar has to either read head-on approaching, or in-line receding. The doppler shift with a perpendicular spot will be Zero…

    Just sayin’

  2. 6 months ago on MythTickle

    Things can’t be so bad. You are old enough to remember Cheech Wizard considering that he’s sitting on your shelf!

  3. 7 months ago on Working Daze

    I am color-blind and still don’t know what color my wife’s eyes are. Does that make me a geek kf some odd variety?

  4. 9 months ago on Adult Children

    Out here near Buffalo, NY, there are four seasons: June, July, August and Winter. Fall is what snow does. Is there a problem with this?

  5. 9 months ago on Bob the Squirrel

    I grew up going by my middle name, Keith. The other 3 “William Hibbert” namebearers are now down to one, so I guess I could go back to William or Bill, but almost 70 years of habit are hard to break!

    The old saying that “Kids only know their middle name when they are Really in trouble” never applied with me…

  6. 11 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Not as funny as I could wish for. Our local ISP just sold their Email service to AOL. So, the address may say Ver##on, but it is really AOL.

    And it Sux!

  7. 12 months ago on Non Sequitur

    Sorry, but “Drink DeCaf” is the knee-jerk reply to the coffee ban. The problem is NOT the caffeine, it’s all the assorted alkaloids in the coffee that interfere with the bodily function and regulation of blood pressure.

    I got my “No Coffee” orders in the mid 1980’s. I substituted Dr. Pepper and Jolt Cola for my morning ‘starter fluid’…

  8. about 1 year ago on Working Daze

    My wife and I saw the first movie in 1976, and never went to another one.

  9. about 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Unless he has a urinary tract infection, pee is sterile. One could, in theory, wash and rinse in pee. I prefer soap and water, but I am strange that way…

  10. about 1 year ago on Bob the Squirrel

    I do.