I [state your name]… Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club… Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours – or until I scream bloody murder.
His base will never desert him, that’s a given. What’s screwy is that elected Republicans in leadership positions back him up in public but despise him in private.
Clothespins on the lawyers’ noses would have been appropriate as well.