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This may be the one occasion when dad is better at shopping than mom is.
Fine enough to clothe a Greek god given that they are all statues now.
That makes me wonder about basketball players. They are shooting from farther away, but maybe they have better aim.
Is Calvin’s dad a ventriloquist? How does Hobbes know those words?
Can you reverse milk a cow and put the milk back in or is the milk on the dairy aisle too cold for that?
You could use ear drops and hope the spider leaves. If the spider is rain resistant, that might not work.
He should try getting a whistle stuck in his nose.
MAGA is not racist and it was certainly not racist in 2016.
Does the cannibal prefer Szechuan sauce or BBQ sauce? Maybe he can improvise with coconut sauce.
Do they have a table? He trusts himself to not stain his favorite chair. The only dirty dish is a spoon which might please Opal.