Recent Comments

1. over 7 years ago on Andy Capp

   How long for the custard to set?

2. over 7 years ago on Andy Capp

   In 1915 there were 48 states admitted to the union. So why were there only 45 stars?

3. almost 8 years ago on Agnes

   I just had breakfast with Little Debbie.

4. almost 8 years ago on Frog Applause

   I have been in the lab for years failing to cross macaroni and ziti trying to make maciti and all along I didn’t realize I needed to make zitoni. My life is a failure.

5. about 8 years ago on Aunty Acid

   For the same reason they say, “You look good … for your age.”

6. about 8 years ago on Liberty Meadows

   Maybe you haven’t heard. The Chicago media has already anointed the Cubs World Series champs and the silly Wrigley Field attendees (who are not sure if the game is in the stands or on the field) believe it. Whoever wins the series this year will be the’16 Cubs fans’ enemies for life because that team will be stealing the Cubs championship. If you don’t believe it, ask any Cubs fan who was around in 1969 and they will tell you they hate the Mets for life because the Mets had the audacity to win the ’69 World Series when the ’69 Cubs were anointed the winners before the season began.

7. about 8 years ago on Luann

   New Yorkers don’t have cars.

8. about 8 years ago on Liberty Meadows

   The big-nosed cop in the background is none other than the son of Alice the Goon.

9. about 8 years ago on Arlo and Janis

   Ain’t it the truth.

10. over 8 years ago on Gil Thorp

    Cue the music for Jaws when Kensie enters.