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1. about 3 years ago on Dilbert Classics

   In graduate school, there was a female office-mate who was from Turkey; and preferred the thermostat set at 86 degrees. I solved that “problem” by re-calibrating the thermostat so 86 degrees was actually 76 degrees. She never did figure out what happened.

2. over 3 years ago on Close to Home

   Gives new meaning to “giving head”.

3. over 3 years ago on Non Sequitur

   That is because the White Males brought in some bulldozers a while back and cleared the path to success for others.

4. over 3 years ago on Non Sequitur

   https://www.wkrn.com/special-reports/group-tells-fuller-story-of-franklins-civil-war-history/

5. almost 4 years ago on B.C.

   That is what you get when you plant those mystery Chinese seeds.

6. about 4 years ago on Rubes

   Social distancing while working at home

7. over 4 years ago on Herman

   Are you questioning her gender? The alien identifies as a human female. #IBelieveHer

8. over 4 years ago on B.C.

   One particular Christmas season a long time ago,Santa was getting ready for his annual trip;but there were problems everywhere.

   Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elvesdid not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

   Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

   When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,heaven knows where. More stress.

   Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.

   When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of littlepieces all over the kitchen floor.

   He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

   Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

   The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas Santa. Isn’t it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn’t it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?”

   Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

9. over 4 years ago on Rubes

   Didn’t your momma tell you? Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.

10. almost 8 years ago on Dilbert Classics

    Carl?