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1. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   Drink you say? Not to brag, but I mix quite well with vodka. Or if you’re more of a beer guy, mix me with some lager for a delicious summer shandy.

2. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   I think Sheldon Cooper called his grandmother that on Big Bang Theory.

3. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   A bit of free advice, K-man: you come across as a tad too needy what with that bursting through walls every time someone calls your name shtick. Maybe count to 5 before you make your crazy mad dash or, better yet, buy yourself a set of headphones and ignore them completely sometimes. I realize you probably have an inferiority complex due to your humble powdered origins and plethora of artificial ingredients, but trust me, they’ll appreciate you more if you learn to play hard to get.

4. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   heavy sigh…

5. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   Oh for crying out loud, I’m not the Kool-aid man! I don’t come running through walls yelling “Oh yeah!” every time someone calls my name! I’m a sophisticated beveled glass vessel filled with the perfect mix of ice, fresh squeezed lemon juice, water, and sugar (never Splenda!), and at the moment I’m trying to enjoy a brief respite from all of the kvetching here lately. It’s giving me a bad case of agita.

6. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   You rang? When the culture wars broke out, I retreated to the comfort and security of my refrigerator. I DO hope no one’s parched from all of that complaining.

7. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   Seriously? You think that Rubenesque vessel is me?? I can’t even…

8. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   You rang? My contract only calls for one or two appearances per year so we’re in bonus territory now, in addition to reimbursements for travel expenses. Anyone have a towel I can borrow? I’m sweating like crazy here.

9. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

   That’s not me, it’s my cousin Lemmy. Do you think we all look alike, is that it?

10. over 1 year ago on Gil Thorp

    Me too!