He can’t remember his current wife’s name.
Ted, I love the way your humor urines people off.
And we used to think Dubya was the worst possible president. We were naive optimists.
Maybe Opal laughed the first time she heard it, long ago. The next 18 times were less funny.
I notice Wiley Miller makes no attempt to show the bad art in the hotel room.
Choose to be kind.
To the death, please.
Because oppressing regular people is the cornerstone of capitalism.
My parents drank coffee with milk. I thought I hated coffee, but it turned out I hated milk. Black coffee is wonderful.
He can’t remember his current wife’s name.