The Highway to Hell.
Here’s one: If Dolly Parton married Lorenzo Lamas, she’d be Dolly Lamas.
Any way the wind blows, nothing really matters to me.
Beware the prophet who’s in for the profit.
Re: Why do people park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? The same reason that suits go in a garment bag, and garments go in a suitcase.
Other little mysteries of life:
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Why does cargo go by ship, and shipment go by truck?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why is it a pair of panties, but just one bra?
Why do they call them “apartments” when they’re all together?
It’s Stupendous Man (sans costume)! Champion of Liberty! Foe of Tyranny! Happy 4th of July, everyone!
“Do you know how to make anti-freeze?’
“Yeah, hide her nightgown!”
—Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny in “What’s Up, Doc?”
The fink made him eat his words. How opportune!
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” —W. C. Fields