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  1. about 4 years ago on Shoe

    The Highway to Hell.

  2. about 4 years ago on Shoe

    Here’s one: If Dolly Parton married Lorenzo Lamas, she’d be Dolly Lamas.

  3. about 4 years ago on Wizard of Id

    Any way the wind blows, nothing really matters to me.

  4. about 4 years ago on Peanuts

    Beware the prophet who’s in for the profit.

  5. over 4 years ago on Peanuts Begins

    Blanche?

  6. over 4 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Re: Why do people park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? The same reason that suits go in a garment bag, and garments go in a suitcase.

    Other little mysteries of life:

    Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

    Why does cargo go by ship, and shipment go by truck?

    Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

    Why is it a pair of panties, but just one bra?

    Why do they call them “apartments” when they’re all together?

  7. over 4 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    It’s Stupendous Man (sans costume)! Champion of Liberty! Foe of Tyranny! Happy 4th of July, everyone!

  8. over 4 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    “Do you know how to make anti-freeze?’

    “Yeah, hide her nightgown!”

    —Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny in “What’s Up, Doc?”

  9. over 4 years ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    The fink made him eat his words. How opportune!

  10. over 4 years ago on Shoe

    “My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” —W. C. Fields