Old, fat, tired, ugly, sick, stupid and poor. No problem though, this is a good day...(;>)
Just stop buying Czech engines!
Remember what was in the bottom of Pandora’s box.
Often romance is just a doormat…
…at Astoria’s house…
University of Kentucky circa 1969. There was a course labelled ‘Football Physics’ (by the students). A thousand+ freshmen and athletes were ‘taught’ in revolving shifts in a 250+ seat classroom /auditorium. The Professor – I kid you not – was called the FLY. His name F.L Yost. To pass this course you needed to have a zero grade point.
What do you get if you cross an rhinoceros with an elephant? …Eliphino.
…Do androids dream of electronic sheep…?"
“…but the birds will lose their wonder and the clouds will smell of gasoline..”
…as Zero Mostel so aptly added,"THE PLAGUE, THE PLAGUE!!!!!!!!
I remember the short story from high school, so thanks then to William Sydney Porter. I was a few years behind him even then.(:>)