I, also, can totally whistle! Where’s my entry?!
Legos. Frickin’ little plastic caltrops.
He talks English good!
You’re all so lucky to have cats that care for you so much that they try to feed you.
I’m reminded of the butcher knife from China whose instructions were “KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN”.
Friends of the blonde were worried when she didn’t show up for work three days in a row. Police were called, broke into her home and found her weeping in the shower, standing in ice-cold water and rubbing shampoo into her hair. “The bottle says ‘lather, rinse, repeat’,” she wailed, “but it doesn’t say when to stop!”
“Me on a pogo stick!”
Unlike Garfield, this strip is funny.
“I really liked a-lotta
Your medulla oblongata
And your basal ganglia
I remember we would stroll
along your fissure of Rolando
When I held your brain in my arms”