Okay, okay, you’ve made your point.
I think Kitty Katz is in cahoots (kahoots?) with those dastardly onion ninjas!
Speaking of “free stuff”, Mr. Varvel, how’s that whole “And Mexico will pay for it!” thing going?
But professional sports provide America’s most important resource: Letting me feel superior to fans of the opposing team through absolutely no effort of my own!
Which they invested right back into people, plant and product!
…I’m just kidding. They did stock buybacks to make themselves even richer.
From the idiot who makes comments about comments on cartoons.
Not to mention bravery and the willingness to take risks. Which is why we have to be extra-nice to them, or they’ll run away with their money.
2016 Republicans: “Haw haw, the Democrats already have their candidate chosen; we’ve got so many!”
2020 Republicans: “Haw haw, the Democrats have so many candidates; we know that we have to back up our guy or else!”