“Dandelion Head” is a truly devastating blow.
Though Timmy Fretwork will get banjos, he will be none.
Ah, the ol’ Magical Turk trick.
I assume “a six-month tour of historic cartoon sites in Ohio” is code for “Stalking and/or trying to kidnap Bill Watterson.”
I now expect any time-trip to the early 19th century will abide by this canon, Dana.
I’m afraid you’re misinformed…the monkey battery thing does not require you to duck; rather, the surplus energy created by the battery will on occasion spontaneously generate a duck. Your confusion is understandable.
I always loved how nonchalant Miss Wormwood is about one of her students leaping out an open window.
Good thing he didn’t run out and meet the ball—it would’ve overshot him, and the other team might have a fast break opportunity!
Given how into high school sports the entire town seems to be, I’m guessing there are few options for entertainment.