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lproven Free

Tall dark black-clad atheist skeptic biker SF fan; writes and fixes computers for a living.

Recent Comments

  1. 23 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    > I think that only works for humans.

    Nope.

    Doesn’t work for them, either.*

    Errors and omissions excepted. If you think this post is in error, please submit objectively-verifiable, peer-reviewed evidence.
  2. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

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  3. 5 months ago on Doonesbury

    We will all go together when we goWhat a comforting fact that is to knowUniversal bereavement — an inspiring achievement!Oh we’ll all go together when we go.

    We will all go together when we goAll suffused with an incandescent glowNo one will have the endurance to collect on his insuranceLloyd’s of London will be loaded when they go.

    We will all fry together when we fryWe’ll be french-fried potatoes by and byThere will be no more misery when the world is our rotisserieOh we all will fry together when we fry.

    We will all bake together when we bakeThere’ll be nobody present at the wakeWith complete participation in that grand incinerationNeary 9 billion hunks of well-done steak

    Oh we will all char together when we charAnd let there be no moaning at the barJust sing out a ‘te deum’ when you see that I.C.B.M.And the party will be ’come as you are."

    We will all burn together when we burnThere’ll be no need to stand and take your turnWhen it’s time for the fallout and St Peter calls us all outWe’ll just drop our agendas and adjourn

    And we will all go together when we goEvery Hottentot and every EskimoWhen the air becomes Uraneous, we will all go simultaneousYes we’ll all go togetherYes we all will go togother Oh we allWillGoTogetherWhen We Go.

  4. 5 months ago on Diamond Lil

    I had a girlfriend who was a wheelchair user once. Actually, it was never a problem. We had a great time together, and apart from some nasty comments, it made no difference at all.

    Unfortunately, one day, I just pushed her a bit too far…

  5. 5 months ago on Over the Hedge

    > Since they are at different distances from the sun, the planets wouldn’t bump into each other.

    The ones that are still left are at different distances. (Except Pluto, whose orbit crosses Neptune’s twice per Plutonian year.)

    But there used to be a lot more than that. Only the ones that didn’t bump, or survived bumping, are still here.

    (My comment was deeper than it looked, which was intentional…)

  6. 5 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    No surname, no lawsuits from the estate. Nice.

  7. 5 months ago on Over the Hedge

    If they didn’t, they’d bump into each other!

  8. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Surely “Frances” rather than “Francis”?

  9. 8 months ago on Non Sequitur

    Oh, that’s easy!

    They don’t.

    Next question?

  10. 8 months ago on Non Sequitur

    Eddie is a timelord, and Anoesis is a TARDIS.