Manbuns are the best birth control ever. Every girl I know hates them.
Do you make little omelettes?
Thank you, I still do everything like he’s going to inspect it afterwards. He taught me there’s two ways to do everything, the right way and the lazy mans’ way and don’t be the lazy man because he’s not going anywhere.
Growing up my Dad had a ‘62 Chevy truck that we worked on together. Every year for his birthday and Christmas I bought him something for that old truck. I wanted to gunk the motor and clean it up and paint it but he wouldn’t let me said it would probably never run again. He would’ve turned 86 this Tuesday. I miss those times with him and all the things he taught me over the years.
Never lend more than you can afford to lose.
I think we might be married.
So he can be another John Olerud.
The Relatives will show up.
Why wasn’t he at the game?
I may have the right to remain silent I just don’t have the ability.