For any sport, record the show and fast forward through the commercials. Not rocket science.
“Hate ‘em until I need one to clean the cobwebs out of my attic.”
There’s always an over achiever on the beach.
Won’t be long before all sex is doggie style. She plays dead while he begs her for it.
She’s A carpenter’s dream; flat as a board and easy to nail (screw).
“Neither a borrower nor a lender be” and all that. Saves a lot of trouble. Thanks Billy S for the advice. LOL
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Sage advice from my parents generation. LOL
Put the lid down!
Him; Hand or blow?