I listened to them on occasion with a local DJ. Their lead singer called himself “Tortelvis”. Their bassist and drummer are “Bob Knarley” and “Ziggy Knarley”, respectively, although Ziggy was preceded by “Cheese” and by “Fresh Cheese”.
Haven’t heard them in years, but they were a hoot in their prime. They played music seriously, but performed with a lot of comedy.
I don’t believe the viewers will count, unless they can appear to sign the document. I got married in a proxy marriage (my wife and I were separated by about 6,000 miles at the time), and the officiant (who was online with us on Skype) and her husband acted as witnesses; they were actually the only two people who were there to sign the certificate.
I had an older cousin who was a telephone operator in the 1960s (when I was in elementary school), and she told me that she actually did get a couple of calls like that, with some small and lonely child just wanting to hear a friendly voice (many kids were left alone at home then), and she told them stories. Never got into trouble for it.
I dialed an operator a few times a year, and once actually got my cousin once. Every now and then I would call the operator for no reason than to say hello and ask how their day was going. Those were the days.
And revenge is a dish best served cold.