When one sees a light at the end of the tunnel, one must remember that they’re still IN the freaking tunnel.
If he DOES attend the inauguration, he will be shocked…SHOCKED! …that he is not allowed to give a speech.
Stephen Miller seems even sleazier than this guy, I think.
Lita Roza is spinning in her grave…
Although…I think Jimmy Page is beginning to resemble a wise Asian sage in his dotage:
No matter where you go, there you are…
Where Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake got their idea for that Saturday Night Live skit…
Beta model of Trump comb-over