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  1. about 1 year ago on Frazz

    The “snakes” that were driven out of Ireland weren’t reptiles. Patrick was banishing the pagans from the isle. He is credited (blamed) for forcing Christianity on the remaining inhabitants. Those who rejected it were driven out.

  2. over 4 years ago on Frazz

    For those who speak no French, the comment translates as “the moment on the stairs”. When you’re on your way up to bed and realize what you ought to have replied.

  3. about 5 years ago on Frazz

    My solution to the sock problem is a drawer in the dresser marked “orphanage”. All single socks go in there. Periodically, I dump it out on the bed, and you’d be amazed at how many orphan socks have found their sibling!

  4. about 5 years ago on Frazz

    If you put hangers for men’s clothing next to hangers for women’s clothing, do you end up with baby hangers in the middle?

  5. over 5 years ago on Frazz

    I gained instant respect for liquid nitrogen when the chem teacher dipped a rose into a vat of the stuff and then shattered the flower by striking it on the lab bench.

  6. over 6 years ago on Frazz

    In the building trades, it’s good, fast, cheap, pick two.